Parents: chapter 3, verse 2.

And lo, we did find ourselves once more at the change table, and there did issue from the rear a most ominous noise.
Yet verily we did wait, and much time passed. And lo! There was another ominous noise from the rear, and so the waiting was good.
But yet still did we wait, with much virtuous patience. And lo! Our patience was rewarded with yet a third ominous noise from the rear.
Only then with great caution did we venture forth and proceed with the unveiling of the nappy. The contents were great in volume and the wait was declared good.
And lo! There was a fourth ominous noise and much output from the rear, and thus were we caught out yet again.

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